Friday, December 3, 2021

One of my vices is vises: Ridge Tool Co., 400R Utility Vice



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  1. Ridge Tool, longtime source of North America's dumbest girlie calendars. Vacuously beaming, well-fed models* in disappointingly modest outfits (gingham!), gesturing suggestively with Ridge products, as if to say "Ooo look how RIDGID it is!" Year in, year out, G-rated softcore.

    * Each one a former countywide queen of something (e.g. "Miss Grayson County Milking Shorthorn Producers Association, 1974") and, at the time of the photo session deeply involved with a pre-K Sunday school program. I'd bet on it.

    Not to slander those things at all. I just mean you'd never catch one of those "girls" licking a Ridgid pipe threader while batting her eyelashes faux-lasciviously, on or off camera.

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