with apologies to Ogden Nash...
A Porsche for poor Americans who didn't have enough money to buy a Jaguar ;-)
If those twats on the street are the owners then I have no envy.
It was worse than that. They were passersby’s taking turns posing with it, then admiring the pictures on their phones. I tried to wait them out but they just wouldn’t leave!
They were looking for the gender-affirming vegan hot dog stand they read about on grindr.
Just came for the comments.
You can bet they don’t have a drivers license between them:-)
A Porsche for poor Americans who didn't have enough money to buy a Jaguar ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf those twats on the street are the owners then I have no envy.
ReplyDeleteIt was worse than that. They were passersby’s taking turns posing with it, then admiring the pictures on their phones. I tried to wait them out but they just wouldn’t leave!
ReplyDeleteThey were looking for the gender-affirming vegan hot dog stand they read about on grindr.
ReplyDeleteJust came for the comments.
ReplyDeleteYou can bet they don’t have a drivers license between them:-)
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