Involuntary winces all round...
Progress is fine, but it's gone on for too long.
with apologies to Ogden Nash...
Sunday, September 6, 2026
G-man gun
Made by the Louis Marx toy company, this was a wind-up toy that made machine gun noises. Just the thing for a depression era boy.
Friday, September 4, 2026
Hat stretcher
The handle turns on a double ended thread, moving the two ends further apart- to stretch that hat you rashly bought without trying on first.
United Sports Mfg.
More do-it-yourself lead sinkers. Apparently everyone was making fishing equipment at home in their spare time.
Hinsdale wrench
Here’s a 5/8- 19/32” wrench made in the USA by Hinsdale Mfg. Markings are all on one side.
The company was started in -919 by Fred W. Miller in Hinsdale, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. Lacking a better idea he named it after the town but within a couple of years had moved to a new factory on Fulton St in Chicago. They made wrenches, socket sets and other mechanics hand tools. These tools were available through WesternAuto, Montgomery Ward, Sears and others.
The company seems to have lasted into the 1950s.
Complete history at Alloy Artifacts.
Thursday, September 3, 2026
Tarzon Guided bomb
Schildt Cutter
This was a tool designed as an aid to assist first responders in extricating victims of a car accident. The blade was intended to puncture and slice sheet metal, the hammer was for glass. Probably not terribly effective, it was replaced by the “Jaws of life” type tools.



